While watching yet another re run of Come Dine With Me last night, the daughter said “Mummy, I know why some people are vegetarians. It’s because they think it’s cruel to kill animals just so that we can eat them.”
I replied by asking if she wanted to be a vegetarian, to which she replied “No Mummy, I’m definitely a carnivore. I like the way meat tastes, especially chicken and besides a chicken once pecked me in the eye”
You heard it here first folks, it’s perfectly resonable to eat chickens as one once pecked my daughter in the eye at a farm! Kids eh!